Cold.

There's no school because it's cold. I'm sorry, but that's probably the most retarded thing I've ever heard of. TONS of schools are canceled. Seven schools in our conference have canceled school for today, so if they had a speech meet, there'd be two or three really pathetic teams there. There are only two schools that have decent speech teams-- my school, and this other school that, really, I despise because their one-acts are always TERRIBLE. So I'm going to assume that they've canceled and not give myself an ulcer.

But we've canceled school because it's cold. It's 5 below... Well, with wind chill, yeah, it's 30 below. But we live in Nebraska. COME ON.